further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.
omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
Hey y'all I haven’t fucking been on Tumblr in a long while and I just heard that a lot of people are freaking out, so hey if you were wondering where I’ve been https://mobile.twitter.com/collie_wood is my Twitter I mostly use that and if you wanna shoot me a DM that’d be the place to do it, idk if anyone of you cares about that but hey there it is. good luck with your fuckin website I guess 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
fuck how do I make that a link [url=https://mobile.twitter.com/collie_wood] here[\url]
Hey y'all I haven’t fucking been on Tumblr in a long while and I just heard that a lot of people are freaking out, so hey if you were wondering where I’ve been https://mobile.twitter.com/collie_wood is my Twitter I mostly use that and if you wanna shoot me a DM that’d be the place to do it, idk if anyone of you cares about that but hey there it is. good luck with your fuckin website I guess 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
fuck how do I make that a link [url=https://mobile.twitter.com/collie_wood] here[\url]
Hey y'all I haven’t fucking been on Tumblr in a long while and I just heard that a lot of people are freaking out, so hey if you were wondering where I’ve been https://mobile.twitter.com/collie_wood is my Twitter I mostly use that and if you wanna shoot me a DM that’d be the place to do it, idk if anyone of you cares about that but hey there it is. good luck with your fuckin website I guess 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
latin fact #1: the letter v in latin is pronounced like the letter w in english. as such, the latin word for hello, salve, would be pronounced sal-weh
latin fact #2: there’s a quote from vergil’s aeneid, one of the most famous works of latin literature, that includes the phrase nunc morere, which is basically the latin way of saying “then perish”
latin fact #3: thanks to latin pronunciation rules, you could totally make a hewwo mr obama meme in latin using a quote from one of the most influential poems of the ancient world
look if i’m gonna be cursed with this knowledge i’m gonna curse y’all with it too
1: S-salve ecquis ibi estne?
*spelunca aquae lente incohat inplere*
1:S-salve aliquis serva me pwecow Salve?
*summa aquae vix adluere potes sentire*
1: Nonnonnonnon salve!! Salve serva me
2: Deus wequietem da spiritui tui
1. Salve! Domine, cur hoc mihi facias Salve!! Serva me pwecow
1: M-magistre obame iste tu estne salve! Serva me pwecow video esse in pavlo twibulatione magistre obame salve S-salve
1: @( ◕ x ◕ )@
1: Pwecow te Magistre Obame serva me nolo mowiwe
1: S-salve Magistre Obame hoc tamen esne
1: Magistre obame pwecow mersus sum S-salve timefactus sum
1: Quidquam faciam tibi magistre obame pwecow serva
2: Quidquam?
1: Quidquam tibi magistre obame :3
2: Nunc morere
1: D:
One of my Latin students drew a cartoon of Obama saying “NUNC MORERE” on the back of her latest quiz and I blame all of you the internet is canceled
